`Myonui marun chuiye’: Check out funny Kashmiri take on famous daily English dialogues

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Remember famous Amitabh Bachchan dialogue: I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very funny language.

Now switch the coins and you will find the Kashmiri language really funny if given a spin.

Sample this: What do you say in English when your friend drives fast: Could you slow it down, please?

Now if a local has to say the same thing in Kashmiri with a pun: Bu chusai garken kunui, balai lagai waar waar chalaav

Here are some of popular English lines with funny Kashmiri translation

English: Our Kids are too naughty.

Kashmiri: Mulkas chi shuerr, yi balai aes myani kismate…

English: I Don’t Care

Kashmiri: Mea Cha Grean

English: Hey bro! Long time no see

Kashmiri: Wenya chuk bod mohneo banyoumet ase gareebun kun chuk na wechaanai

English Mason, Driver, Painter, Carpenter, Barber

Kashmiri: Woasta, woasta, woasta, woasta, woasta…

 English: Crowded Bus.

Kashmiri: ‘ Walsa Seat’e Khaeli ‘ 

English: Please

Kashmiri: Myonui marun chuiye!

English: You are annoying me

Kashmiri: Zan chui yedd dod

English: I am half an hour away

Kashmiri: Yekya Woatus woatus, chaeni drey…

English: I know who you are!

Kashmiri: Be zaanai mol taam

English: Take your seat

Kashmiri: Cze Aasakh Khadahey Zamut!

English: Why the hell did you do it?

Kashmiri: Byamearr aesi yi

English: What do you think of yourself?

Kashmiri: Che kyah Lord Curzon chukha.

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